I'm not going to rant about how I hate people, but there are certain personalities that irk me sooo much, you know what I mean? Everyone has to have some kind of person they hate, not a certain person (we all have those, too) but just that certain personality that you tend to not be found of. I have four in particular.
The Big-Nose
I am NOT saying I hate people with big noses, I could care less about the size of someone's nose. I hate people that butt their nose into everyone's business even if they have no right to know. It's like they always want to know everything, even if they are not your friend or the thing they're butting into has nothing to do with them. Also, they always have to get their opinion in.Sometimes, when I'm talking to someone like this, I feel like yelling, "What's it to ya?!" but I don't want to be so harsh and mean, so I just take a deep breath and try to act friendly.
For example: You're talking to your friend, in class, about the new kid in school that you're really attracted to and then the girl sitting behind you and your friend, that you've barely ever talked to your whole lifetime in school, pokes her head in and says, "The new kid, the tall one with the blonde hair and blue eyes? It's going to be hard getting to know him better if there's already like ten girls trying to get with him."
The Superior Intellect
Now, there is nothing wrong with being smart; being smart is great, but flaunting it and boasting about how better you are than everyone else is totally unnecessary. Just because you got an A in calculus doesn't mean you're better than everyone else. Superior Intellects are always bragging about their day and how great they are at succeeding in life; it's always about them. You have to bow down to them when the enter the room. You have to agree with everything they say, even if it's completely wrong. They usually have a insensitive, rude look on other people, as well. Oh, and if you disagree with something they say, then you're dumb and inferior and everything you say is wrong. I have a tendency to disagree with Superior Intellects, so I do not have good relationships with them.
For example: You're going out to dinner with you're friends and one of them brings their husband along. Right away he starts boasting about how successful his career and income have been. Pretty soon he says, "My wife here should consider herself lucky to be married to me. I bring in all the income and she gets to stay at home and relax, how many people get to do that?. Too bad she didn't get proper education, or I could get that Corvette convertible I've always wanted."
The Codswallopers
These people like to talk behind people's back, spread rumours, and fabricate things about themselves and others. Why I hate them? Because they're always talking about people that are better people then them! I'm not saying that all of them are bad people, because they might not be, but when people like this see someone richer, nicer, more attractive, or nicer, they bash them for it. Sometimes they make up lies about themselves to make themselves feel better about themselves. Sometimes they aren't as great as they make themselves up to be. The sad thing is, these people usually tend to be the more popular people because no one wants to offend them or you'll be their next victim. For some reason, probably because I actually respect people and I'm nice, I am targeted by the Codswallopers. You should hear some of the rumours that went around about me before.
For example: Your best friend, who is also new to town, is really pretty and nice and everyone seems to get along with her and like her. Tina (just a random name) was always the one with the most friends. So, when Tina heard about your best friend being now the most popular girl, she tells her group of friends along with a few of your own that your best friend sleeps around with college guys and that her family has no money and lives in a trailer.She also tells people that she saw her fooling around with a teacher at the beginning of the year. Also, Tina is satisfied when people start talking about your best friend and begin to look down upon her.
The Loverboy
Now, when I say loverboy, I don't mean all the ladies love this guy, because most likely they don't. I mean the guys that act like they're a big hunk and all the girls love him. He's usually flipping his hair, dressing like a gangster, or bragging about how many girls he's slept with this year. Usually they aren't all that great and they aren't a mr. loverlover like he says he is. He's probably just a guy that doesn't shower daily, plays video games, watches porn, and is still a virgin. Some of the things they say make them sound rude, disrespectful, and disgusting. I absolutely can't stand guys like this!! I want to slap them and tell them to grow up and stop acting.
For example: You are talking to a couple of guys that are your friends when one of their friends walks up to you walking like some kind of drunk gangster. He immediately starts yelling in a much too loud voice, "I banged Lea (another random name) last night!! You know, Lea, the one I met during the summer? Yeah, I banged her last night and she had an orgasm!! And guess what, I called her best friend and told her to meet up with me on Friday! Awesome, right?"
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